Feb 24, 2002
06:47 pm
'I fall back every time you want me around' - Michael Kulas
I just received the supercoolest e.mail in the world from Angela. Where would I be without awesome, supersexy people like her? In any case, words to the wise:
Pro Tips On Getting Booty
- Think in your head, "I am a pimp. Everybody wants me. I am sooooo sexy."
- Dress in something you feel comfortable in, and that shows a little skin.
- Locate someone you would like to get booty from. Devise an Evil Master Plan (hint: Operation Sit Next to Booty, and Mission Say Hi often work)
- Execute aforementioned Evil Master Plan.
- Get booty.
- Repeat steps 1-6 until you get tired!
- Go home and watch "Sixteen Candles" or "Playing By Heart" until you are once again convinced that true love does exist.
- Go to bed satisfied that you are complete alone and don't need to rely on stinky boys!!!!
Advice to be followed, surely. Way, way too amusing. Time for the rock n roll lifestyle...
'Anyone else would do...' - Michael Kulas