Nov 24, 2000
04:58 pm
'Damn, I wish I was your lover
I'd walk you till the daylight comes
Make sure you were smiling and warm' - Eels
I am feeling remarkably creative today for a lazy Friday. Maybe it's that whole 'catching up on sleep' thing. Or maybe it's the push of A Clockwork Orange. That is, I went to see the play of it last night. Delicious. The guy playing Alex [funny, his name was Alex too... ha! theatre] was damn fucking supercool. Stunnnnning.
But anyway, in honour of High Fidelity...
Top 5 Sexxxsi Things To Do Today
- Roll around in the snow [of course, this only works if you have snow where you are]
- Put on a pleather skirt [male or female. stop it with the sexxxism!]
- Watch gay/lesbian porn... I'm not biased [haha Frank's Cock suckers!]
- Paint all your fingernails... or just one [especially if you're male... mmm]
- Dakota Smith [this needs no explanation]
Top 5 Ways To Seduce Someone [For Amy]
- Change your name to Ramona Ramone. If that doesn't do it, nothing else will.
- Move to the state/country they live in. Or, better yet, force them to move to your state/country!
- Flattery. It's all about flattery [or lack there of, if it already exists in copious amounts]
- Paint all your fingernails. I have a painted fingernail thing going on today, sorry.
- Tell them you're not interested. [works every time]
Silly? Me? Never... Maybe a little crazy cute stylin... but never silly. Love you kittens. Now go play with your balls of yarn and leave me alone!
'Goddamn right, it's a beautiful day' - Eels
